Spoil me with loyalty, I can finance my damn self.
. (via dahlia—noir)

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Every time

i wish i could talk to this dude about this because every fucking time i hear those two verses the hairs on the back of my neck go straight up and i literally cry, this shit is TOO fucking real and i’ve never heard anything more accurate. this shit is real, this shit i deep and i feel for this dude

in love with this

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This is how you feminist ally.

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Reason why I no longer eat there.

At first I was thinking “but McDonald’s burger didn’t go bad”, but then my slow ass got the point.

I’m almost two years strong with not eating McDonalds

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I’d spend all three wishes wishing a nigga would.

Yoni (via realinternetho)

but this is the best though

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Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.

My desires in a relationship have changed over time. I no longer want someone who promises to always love me and never leave me, I need someone who understands that life happens and sometimes things don’t work out. I don’t want someone who sugar coats things and never gets angry with me, I need someone to tell me how it really is and put me in my place. I need to be able to go five hours without talking to you and not feel lost or incomplete. I am complete without you. But with you, I want to be so much better. I want to be stronger with you. I want us to grow together and help each other grow individually. I don’t need you, but I really fucking want you. And this may not work out, but the fact that you understand all of this and this how our relationship works, makes me think we’ve got a pretty good shot.
This is why I have so much faith in us (via fuglyhottie)

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motivation tip: squat like Drake is behind you


there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart


real men wake you up by eating you out 

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