haroldisdumb: we could be married and i still wouldnt text u first
textpoops: vampirevvekend: *touches a ball* did i do the sport
the only reason i stay inside all day is to avoid the paparazzi
inthemiddleoftheair: yeezytaughtme: love yourself like kanye loves himself believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit 4. but don’t be a cunt like kanye’s a cunt
briblazeee: Sex without relationship, I’m just not the kind of girl that can handle it.
Love means giving chances when there are no more chances to give.– (via body-business)
avi0o0olaa: when you walk away they want you back and want you to stay and when they get you back it’s back to the same shit that made you want to leave in the first place. do you want me or not? you sure have a hell of a way of showing it. don’t show me that you want me once i’m gone, show me while you actually have the chance because the next time i won’t turn back around, i’m gone for good.
person: do u want to hang out
me: i have to ask my mom
me: *doesn't ask her*
me: she said no
Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.
half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that